Homestuck Regrets

mY BIGGEST REGRET, eVER, iS MAKING A SEXY TOO EARLY,
tHE LUSUS TOLD ME, tO MEET A GREAT MATESPRIT, fOR, uHH, mARRIAGE, fIRST,
bUT I COULDN’T HAVE WAITED, sO LONG,
i FEEL SHAME NOW, }:(

[Male, 6]

my biggest regret would be never telling my big bro that i love him
because as lame as it sounds
irony and too cool to care bullshit aside 
i love you bro 
youll always be my hero no matter what
i just wish i had a chance to tell you 

[Male, 13]

(Source: )

my biggest regret ever is fingering my dad’s butthole. he was sick and i was taking care of him. when i  baked him cake, he fell asleep and i just took advantage of him because i was horny!

[Male, 13]

my biggest regret is admitting i ship john x karkat 
fuck i mean they have so much chemistry and the way john claims to be not a homosexual is a bullshit cover up theyd have the hottest hatesex
all the fanfics are so good and i love weird troll biology and when they watch con air together
but now everyone thinks im a joke whatever fuck them ill just chill on the kinkmeme

[Male, 13]

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[Female, 13]

my biggest regret is sticking my dick in a betty crocker cake because my friend said sticking your penis in it is a good way to get over anything you fear. now it smells like cake and the smell won’t go away!! this is the worst day ever!

[Male, 13]

(Source: yaoibiologist)

I had never been given the opportunity to state this. 
And I am sincere in my apology, unlike my rash and frivolous passive-aggressive gestures of false affection.
I’m sorry to have been such a terrible daughter.
Despite myself, I wish that you could be here now so I could just tell you that I miss you.
My biggest regret ever is not having told you before.
I love you, mother. 

[Female, 13]

(Source: mental12)

I AM SUCH A FOOL. I AM SO FUCKING STUPID IT’S STUPID. HE WAS BLIND AND HE HAD TO PEE, WHY COULDN’T I JUST HAVE TAKEN HIM TO THE TOILET. I AM A SHITTY LEADER IF I CAN’T EVEN GUIDE A HANDICAPPED ASSHOLE TO THE FUCKING BATHROOM. JUST. SHIT.

[Male, 6]

(Source: boblittboy)